tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-87390436022971339162024-03-04T20:22:22.755-08:00clementine.CLEMENTINEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01245027005030303872noreply@blogger.comBlogger8125truetag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8739043602297133916.post-13191368897169342962011-03-23T11:07:00.000-07:002011-03-23T11:07:02.102-07:00USA Wins Again!<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="http://i.imgur.com/r7F2d.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="http://i.imgur.com/r7F2d.jpg" /></a></div>via reddit<br />
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<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0Iitb5hF8h0ioUISyg1NepwhVUBdM0ttTIBrbN1Ymus07SDbzje1YafZy6-6sD1axlyeLdiSegccLGDPwjU-V_D2ucdUcHdeoWw6eOhfVzzEKcDel_C3kh9qr0V_iQ9-6w13YJNhASLdk/s1600/P1000138.JPG" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="240" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh0Iitb5hF8h0ioUISyg1NepwhVUBdM0ttTIBrbN1Ymus07SDbzje1YafZy6-6sD1axlyeLdiSegccLGDPwjU-V_D2ucdUcHdeoWw6eOhfVzzEKcDel_C3kh9qr0V_iQ9-6w13YJNhASLdk/s320/P1000138.JPG" width="320" /></a></div><div style="color: #990000;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif; font-size: x-large;">thank you a mis hermanas, chispa and rafi, for sharing lovely honest moments. and making relentless fun of the verbal caca that dribbles out of my drunken mouth...putas </span><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif; font-size: x-large;"><3.</span></div><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqQ8Hc5Et-ItIEmaTikigTWt26f5GbFrdRDQkDdMJl1er5PuDT3tuoAo3jg2vRhyphenhyphenLvE4MhLyCxOC5odG7MXv4Nk0S4FJfeAycDQLNIuPjp-pZsGTXxBek9L7mCRsNtwNsJlB0wG_4Jp9oS/s1600/Picture+1.png" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="320" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgqQ8Hc5Et-ItIEmaTikigTWt26f5GbFrdRDQkDdMJl1er5PuDT3tuoAo3jg2vRhyphenhyphenLvE4MhLyCxOC5odG7MXv4Nk0S4FJfeAycDQLNIuPjp-pZsGTXxBek9L7mCRsNtwNsJlB0wG_4Jp9oS/s320/Picture+1.png" width="176" /></a></div><div style="color: #990000; text-align: center;"><b><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif; font-size: x-large;"><span style="font-size: small;"> baella</span> </span></b></div><br />
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<span style="font-family: Courier New; font-size: x-large;">Stay tuned for updates on our upcoming TV show, <b><i>VEGANIZE IT, DONT CRITISIZE IT, </i></b>starring Jenn Shaggy the Veggie Faggy<b>,</b> inspired by my very own bestie's new vegan cookbook <a href="http://www.amazon.com/Veganize-This-Ice-Cream-Pie-200-Animal-Free/dp/0738214027/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1294948236&sr=1-1-spell"><b>Veganize This!</b></a> (click there, ree-ree)</span></div>CLEMENTINEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01245027005030303872noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8739043602297133916.post-17301053131490962952011-01-07T10:10:00.001-08:002011-01-07T10:10:47.934-08:00question:is it bad that i ate ecstacy the night before getting my head examined?CLEMENTINEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01245027005030303872noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8739043602297133916.post-33738738988758395192011-01-04T02:49:00.000-08:002011-01-20T18:03:41.239-08:00Neat<div dir="ltr" style="text-align: left;" trbidi="on"><div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;"><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiphkmuoPoRv6W1-ySkis_u9P1WYgzS0DxpLuQyGENH2cmA05dOk1XFUwprFULJZiZjHGwv4l4u1QXvItihjcFMdfobipAl1TejeAAQQO1rdih0OzRR8CjWClHFKz5yI8ruW_kW2lM_-jlr/s1600/sex_angelina_jolie_orgasm.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="margin-left: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiphkmuoPoRv6W1-ySkis_u9P1WYgzS0DxpLuQyGENH2cmA05dOk1XFUwprFULJZiZjHGwv4l4u1QXvItihjcFMdfobipAl1TejeAAQQO1rdih0OzRR8CjWClHFKz5yI8ruW_kW2lM_-jlr/s1600/sex_angelina_jolie_orgasm.jpg" /></a></div><div style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;">from gmail chat convo:</div><div style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>me</b>: jane volunteered to find my g spot and get me off...never been with a girl, so that could be neat...well i know it will be.</div><div style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>travis</b>: Try it! They're a lot of fun</div><div style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>me</b>: cuz when is orgasming not neat?</div><div style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><br />
</div><div style="font-family: "Helvetica Neue",Arial,Helvetica,sans-serif;"><b>travis</b>: true dat.</div></div>CLEMENTINEhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/01245027005030303872noreply@blogger.com0