Monday, February 21, 2011

surf porn

"you know what i want more than anything in the world right now?? more than any job...more than any man...i just wanna get barreled, man!"  -clementine. 

*emphasis added to convey the fade-factor enriching the convivial atmosphere of loud inebriated girl-talk.

thank you a mis hermanas, chispa and rafi, for sharing lovely honest moments. and making relentless fun of the verbal caca that dribbles out of my drunken mouth...putas <3.

surf porn

Saturday, January 29, 2011

Douche Bag Alert!!!

So this republican senator walks into someone else's unifinished privately owned home and breaks his leg climbing a ladder, then waits three years, (because the statute of limitations for tresspassing runs out after three years), to sue the nice home owners who kindly declined pressing charges against their unwarrented guest, for his this goonba could have easily been a democrat douche bag, but ya know, the republicans have a special talent for shimmying up the ladder to douche-dom so CONGRATS SENATOR ALESI, you win Clementine's Douche Bag of the Week Award! Since us liberals have no money to give toward material prizes, I offer you this prayer, since you probably believe in that shit: may the fleas of a million camels infest your pubic hairs, amen.

Link to Article

Thursday, January 20, 2011

Thursday, January 13, 2011


my crew and i and are about to grab the industry by the balls and REVOLUTIONIZE the FUCK out of some television.

Stay tuned for updates on our upcoming TV show, VEGANIZE IT, DONT CRITISIZE IT, starring Jenn Shaggy the Veggie Faggy, inspired by my very own bestie's new vegan cookbook Veganize This!  (click there, ree-ree)

Friday, January 7, 2011


is it bad that i ate ecstacy the night before getting my head examined?

Tuesday, January 4, 2011


from gmail chat convo:

me: jane volunteered to find my g spot and get me off...never been with a girl, so that could be neat...well i know it will be.

travis: Try it! They're a lot of fun

me: cuz when is orgasming not neat?

travis: true dat.