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"you know what i want more than anything in the world right now?? more than any job...more than any man...i just wanna get barreled, man!"  -clementine. 

*emphasis added to convey the fade-factor enriching the convivial atmosphere of loud inebriated girl-talk.

thank you a mis hermanas, chispa and rafi, for sharing lovely honest moments. and making relentless fun of the verbal caca that dribbles out of my drunken mouth...putas <3.

 baella

 ahhhh....yesss...

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from gmail chat convo:

me: jane volunteered to find my g spot and get me off...never been with a girl, so that could be neat...well i know it will be.

travis: Try it! They're a lot of fun

me: cuz when is orgasming not neat?

travis: true dat.