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"you know what i want more than anything in the world right now?? more than any job...more than any man...i just wanna get barreled, man!"  -clementine. 

*emphasis added to convey the fade-factor enriching the convivial atmosphere of loud inebriated girl-talk.

thank you a mis hermanas, chispa and rafi, for sharing lovely honest moments. and making relentless fun of the verbal caca that dribbles out of my drunken mouth...putas <3.

 baella

 ahhhh....yesss...

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CHARGE IT!

my crew and i and are about to grab the industry by the balls and REVOLUTIONIZE the FUCK out of some television.

Stay tuned for updates on our upcoming TV show, VEGANIZE IT, DONT CRITISIZE IT, starring Jenn Shaggy the Veggie Faggy, inspired by my very own bestie's new vegan cookbook Veganize This!  (click there, ree-ree)